Poetry Forum

been awhile, but starting with a bit more nonsense, someone may reply? independence is a serious matter! The Yes Campaign. This is a real account. All within is truth. I would just like to say that I am firmly behind the ‘Yes’ campaign. You see just over three centuries ago my relative, Ebenezer Bra...

hi champion,
i feel that i cannot really comment on the beautiful game, i'm scottish. if the beauty ever returns? i like the poem and i like the poer gramer.
dan

hi Pauline. let's just keep it our little secret? if someone takes the wrong turn and ends up on our street, we'll welcome them into our weird, wee, world. i will and will always be your biggest fan. happy christmas young master. x

hi gavin, you'll have gathered it's lonely in this little corner. a hard read this one. i like some of the language used, a blend of clockwork o and gangs of new york. cannot make head nor tail of it but pretty powerful images within. can't say anymore apart from i hope you do not write xmas cards f...

i'd give this a gold star vern. when i was at school i was the teachers pet, she kept me in a cage at the back of the class, thanks to aristotle 384-322 b.c for that gag. i liked the way it built up to it's happy ending, who hasn't wanted to plunge a pen into a teachers eye? a teacher's only someone...

hi satyr,
thanks for reading it and replying, my big fat fingers couldn't quite isolate the spell-check.
cheers
dan

hi satyr,
i liked, good humour, drop of bitterness, very well told tale, sounded like this was a real event? cheers
dan

hi pauline,
glad to see you posting again, it's a happier world when the young master is doing her stuff. good poem.
your no 1 dan.

hi pauline, i thought his little tale had been buried deep in the post some prose knackers yard? you've done well young master to dig it up. thank you pauline you're very encouraging. you seem to have gone a bit quiet on the posting front? i'm looking forward to reading more of your nonsense when yo...

thanks young master, you are quite right, and for once it's true, i am her biggest fan.
dan

Sometimes when I look out from my window I can almost believe I am seven years old. I am back in our old house and I am watching the buses arrive at the terminus. We lived just a little up the road and from our window you could see the number 2, 21 or the 12 bus coming and going. I am waiting for ma...

good one nash, alex with his scottish teeth, superb! if i had the chance to be in any band? sahb every time! vambo rools!

loved the kinks, but this is the man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG6aLs8zzrs

the late great alex harvey...............sensational! 10 minutes will put a smile on your face.

thanks for reading it geoff, you're spot on with the i's. this is'nt really the kind of stuff i like to write, but, it did provoke a little shock reaction from yourself and pauline so i may try another in this genre. i do need to try and escape the i thing, i'll, d'oh! thanks for replying, it's a lo...

brilliant pauline!i like your style. you've got your golden ticket. noel edmonds,he does wear jeans that are far too tight, creepy! i can't watch him, i'm diabetic! this is an oldie........dan yours..... The Judges The Turner Art Prize. 26/05/04 Dear Turner Art prize Judges, I would like to begin by...

hi pauline,
very good. what a tale! you've moved on to level 2 young master. some fab words in there, local words, i'm looking forward to seeing this show! very realistic! i am starting to become your biggest fan.
dan

i hope you sent this off?

hi pauline, you have learned well young master. very good. some really nice lines, liked the thrown down the stairs....brilliant! you are a funny girl. look forward to more of your nonsense!
dan

thanks p5. i'm glad you enjoyed them. i will post up some others. i will wait to see how you get on with jeremy kyle? good luck.
dan

more of the same nonsense........ MAINTENANCE DEPT. WESTSIDE PLAZA. EDINBURGH DISTRICT COUNCIL. Dear Sir/Madam, I have a problem, maybe you could help? My granny, Mrs Lobelia Doobie, has fallen out with me! Why? Let me tell you. As you will have noticed from my address, you will see I stay in Weir C...

thanks p5. let me say that i'm your biggest ........sound like c.j from reggie perrin.
like to see how you get on with your fanmail.good luck.
dan

after reading' letters from a nut 'i thought i'd write some of my own. got a nice pic of lk back. henry root books started this craze? be interested to know if any of you weirdos out there have tried this sort of thing? dan GMTV. Dear Lorraine Kelly {can I call you L.K?} Can I begin my letter by say...

hi p5,
that's just the reaction i was looking for. i wrote it with a total lack of emotion. i wanted it to be brutal, very dark and maybe a little humour.
thank's for replying, no-one visits this forum.......stay on the path....don't go on the moor.......
dan
p.s i'm really quite a happy chap!

you're free little tale, you'll be safe here, no-one ever comes near this neck o' the woods. A QUICKIE. I was a sickly child, now I am a sickly adult. Isn't life funny? Sometimes lady luck smiles when you least expect her to. Example? I left the pub before closing time, I had sat in the corner near ...

thanks for commenting everyone.
war eh? what is it good for? can you finish that one peter?
dan