Haiku Train

[juliadebeauvoir]

Serves them bloody right,
for Hank to chop off their heads!
Kate and "Nan the Whore".


Disclaimer: When in a relationship, there are other ways to work out your differences!

[twoleftfeet]

Kate and "Nan the Whore"?
Grandpa must be a pimp and
Sonny's a rent-boy
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.
.

[barrie]

Sonny's a rent boy,
always collecting his dues
down at Neverland.

[twoleftfeet]

down at Neverland
sofas are repossessed on
a daily basis
.
.
.

[juliadebeauvoir]

A daily basis;
carrot juice every morning.
It keeps me going.

[barrie]

It keeps me going -
Vindaloos and laxatives.
Here I go again!

[juliadebeauvoir]

Here I go again!
The Haiku Train going strong.
Wow! 3,955!


Psued, who would have thought?

[barrie]

Wow! 3,995!
1234567 -
Messing with numbers.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Messing with numbers,
creates much frustration for
the math-disabled.

[barrie]

The math-disabled
with number dyslexia -
Just doesn't add up.

[Minstrel]

Just doesn't add up.
Visible divisible
multiplication.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Multiplication
denotes multiplicity.
Please make up your mind!

[twoleftfeet]

Please make up your mind -
The shovels are over there,
so just take your pick!
.
.
.

[barrie]

So just take your pick
and stick it where there's no sun -
Way down in the mine.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Way down in the mine,
small birds in wire cages die,
sacrificial lambs.

[barrie]

Sacrificial lambs -
Nowhere near as stringy as
sacrificial sheep.

[dedalus]

Sacrificial sheep
sing out baa baa beep beep beep
in the passing lane

[pseud]

in the passing lane
Mrs. Price goes 45
in a dinky Ford

[kozmikdave]

in a dinky Ford
or a fair dinkum Holden,
lovers take back seat.



* Holden = GM vehicle in Australia.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Lovers take back seat.
Policemen shine their flashlights,
love can be blinded.

[barrie]

Love can be blinded
by wearing glasses too dark
or maybe too bright.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Or maybe too bright,
the daylight creeps through curtains,
wakes me before six.

[barrie]

Wakes me before six,
shakes me just after seven.
Let me die in peace.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Let me die in peace.
Just leave me alone and stop
your awful nagging!

[barrie]

Your awful nagging
complements your sagging skin
and fold-away chin.