Haiku Train

kozmikdave · Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:46 am

Novel? Ironic -
when latest fashion for kids
sits in my wardrobe.

thoke · Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:04 pm

Sits in my wardrobe
a balding baboon, who
raped my wife today.

TDF · Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:38 pm

"Raped my wife today."
"Aye, they burnt my house down too!"
"Man, I hate Vikings!"

py0sra · Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:43 am

Man, i hate vikings!
so full of sex and hatred
for those they control

TDF · Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:38 pm

for those they control
with forced labour and shackles.
rise up, slaves, rise up!

kozmikdave · Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:31 am

Rise up, slaves, rise up
and bring me scotch on the rocks,
slippers and my pipe.

Lake · Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:44 pm

slippers and his pipe
thrown away from the window
the moon mocks at him

TDF · Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:14 pm

the moon mocks at him
I told my father that the
moon was a bastard

Lake · Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:51 pm

moon was a bastard
that hid on mid-autumn day
how disappointing

k-j · Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:46 pm

How disappointing:
what I thought was a peach, was
a mould-covered plum.

TDF · Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:24 pm

a mould-covered plum.
that is how she described it,
old man genitals

Minstrel · Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:38 pm

old mans genitals
swing like a hung man on a
sunny afternoon

kozmikdave · Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:50 am

sunny afternoon,
recliner chair, my feet up,
cold beer and long grass.

Lake · Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:45 am

cold beer and long grass
mosquitoes come to visit
from ten thousand lakes

TDF · Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:30 pm

from ten thousand lakes
couldn't catch one bloody fish
I'm shit at fishing

kozmikdave · Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:34 am

I'm shit at fishing
off boats on rough ocean waves.
Fish feed on vomit.

Lake · Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:43 pm

Fish feed on vomit
We on plants growing on dung
The world recycle

TDF · Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:06 pm

The world recycle
or we will drown in plastic
rubbish living, that

kozmikdave · Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:07 pm

Rubbish living - that
caste which lives on city dumps
recycling food scraps.

TDF · Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:04 pm

recycling food scraps
the maggot is a wonder
but I do hate flys

Elphin · Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:57 pm

But I do hate flys;
they're easily left undone.
Examine your zip.

TDF · Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:38 pm

Examine your zip
if you're in America
otherwise: postcode

kozmikdave · Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:16 am

otherwise, postcode
is used as status measure,
just like first class stamps.

twoleftfeet · Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:41 am

Just like 1st class stamps:
you pay top dollar for a
2nd class service
.
.

TDF · Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:36 pm

2nd class service
below par for Wimbledon
must try harder, Tim

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