The Cab Queue
Piss stench back alleys and the smell of spilt bitter
Her jaw is broken and you saw him hit her
And your fucking chips are fucking cold
And he’s telling her to do as she’s told
And your fucking cab is fucking late
And this slag’s had a two hour wait
And your fucking feet are fucking freezing
The guy with no hanky is coughing and sneezing
And your fucking socks are fucking soaking
You’ve never felt worse and I ain’t fucking joking
And your fucking hands are fucking blue
There’s a freak in the corner who’s staring at you
And your fucking brain is fucking fraught
Some nut with a knife’s asking who do you support?
And your fucking shirt is fucking ripped
It feels like one of your discs has slipped
And your fucking phone is fucking dead
There’s a brass band playing inside your head
And your fucking coke is fucking flat
And your burger looks like someone’s shat
And the fucking controller calls your fucking number
And you think of home and you dream of slumber
You head for the door with your doner kebab
To see some fucking cunt driving off in your cab
Her jaw is broken and you saw him hit her
And your fucking chips are fucking cold
And he’s telling her to do as she’s told
And your fucking cab is fucking late
And this slag’s had a two hour wait
And your fucking feet are fucking freezing
The guy with no hanky is coughing and sneezing
And your fucking socks are fucking soaking
You’ve never felt worse and I ain’t fucking joking
And your fucking hands are fucking blue
There’s a freak in the corner who’s staring at you
And your fucking brain is fucking fraught
Some nut with a knife’s asking who do you support?
And your fucking shirt is fucking ripped
It feels like one of your discs has slipped
And your fucking phone is fucking dead
There’s a brass band playing inside your head
And your fucking coke is fucking flat
And your burger looks like someone’s shat
And the fucking controller calls your fucking number
And you think of home and you dream of slumber
You head for the door with your doner kebab
To see some fucking cunt driving off in your cab