Haiku Train

[twoleftfeet]

Corporates welcome,
the pampered Corpulent Cats
cream-off all the oil

[barrie]

Cream off all the oil
Keep it under strict control
Watch the market soar

[Jester]

Watch the market soar
along with air fares, petrol,
and Swiss bank accounts.

[barrie]

And Swiss bank accounts
as sweet as toblerone but
harder to unwrap.

[Jester]

harder to unwrap
than a crap in a bacon
bap in a rat trap

[barrie]

bap in a rat trap,
bopping in the hot tropics.
Mind the mosquitos

[juliadebeauvoir]

Mind the mosquitos,
yummy on a mesquite grill,
crunchy little things.

[twoleftfeet]

Crunchy little things -
Rabbit droppings look just like
chocolate raisins!

[Jester]

Chocolate raisins!
What the fudge do you want? Go
for the rocky road.

[barrie]

For the rocky road,
just another little drink -
for pain, when we crash.

[twoleftfeet]

For pain, when we crash
take a bottle of whiskey
-make sure that you're wrecked

[Jester]

Make sure that you're wrecked.
The ball and chain might object,
Demolition Man.

[barrie]

Demolition Man
He live big White House teepee,
there he keep dust-free.

[Jester]

there he keep dust-free -
no calorie, just eat the
stuff that mite or else



(ad a drink)

[juliadebeauvoir]

Stuff that mite or else,
I JUST MITE STUFF IT FOR YOU!!
Microscopic threat.

[barrie]

Microscopic threat
that flies around on birds wings
or just lies in wait.

[Minstrel]

Or just lies in wait
At the pearly gate, Peter
has a broken nose

[barrie]

Has a broken nose
after poking it in where
it wasn't welcome.

[Minstrel]

it wasnt welcome
within or without, his snout
was about this big


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[juliadebeauvoir]

Was about this big!
I swear I'm telling the truth!
Jonah's alibi.

[Jester]

Jonah's alibi
said "Yes, he swallowed the whale -
he wouldn't tell lies."

[barrie]

He wouldn't tell lies,
he preferred to write them down
so they told theirselves.

[twoleftfeet]

He wouldn't tell lies -
That's slander - and printing's a
liability

[barrie]

liability
to double post in this train
appears to be high.

[twoleftfeet]

Appears to be high?
It appears to be haiku,
so they told theirselves