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Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:46 am
by kozmikdave
Novel? Ironic -
when latest fashion for kids
sits in my wardrobe.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:04 pm
by thoke
Sits in my wardrobe
a balding baboon, who
raped my wife today.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:38 pm
by TDF
"Raped my wife today."
"Aye, they burnt my house down too!"
"Man, I hate Vikings!"
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:43 am
by py0sra
Man, i hate vikings!
so full of sex and hatred
for those they control
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:38 pm
by TDF
for those they control
with forced labour and shackles.
rise up, slaves, rise up!
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:31 am
by kozmikdave
Rise up, slaves, rise up
and bring me scotch on the rocks,
slippers and my pipe.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:44 pm
by Lake
slippers and his pipe
thrown away from the window
the moon mocks at him
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:14 pm
by TDF
the moon mocks at him
I told my father that the
moon was a bastard
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:51 pm
by Lake
moon was a bastard
that hid on mid-autumn day
how disappointing
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:46 pm
by k-j
How disappointing:
what I thought was a peach, was
a mould-covered plum.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:24 pm
by TDF
a mould-covered plum.
that is how she described it,
old man genitals
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:38 pm
by Minstrel
old mans genitals
swing like a hung man on a
sunny afternoon
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:50 am
by kozmikdave
sunny afternoon,
recliner chair, my feet up,
cold beer and long grass.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:45 am
by Lake
cold beer and long grass
mosquitoes come to visit
from ten thousand lakes
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:30 pm
by TDF
from ten thousand lakes
couldn't catch one bloody fish
I'm shit at fishing
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:34 am
by kozmikdave
I'm shit at fishing
off boats on rough ocean waves.
Fish feed on vomit.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:43 pm
by Lake
Fish feed on vomit
We on plants growing on dung
The world recycle
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:06 pm
by TDF
The world recycle
or we will drown in plastic
rubbish living, that
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:07 pm
by kozmikdave
Rubbish living - that
caste which lives on city dumps
recycling food scraps.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:04 pm
by TDF
recycling food scraps
the maggot is a wonder
but I do hate flys
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:57 pm
by Elphin
But I do hate flys;
they're easily left undone.
Examine your zip.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:38 pm
by TDF
Examine your zip
if you're in America
otherwise: postcode
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:16 am
by kozmikdave
otherwise, postcode
is used as status measure,
just like first class stamps.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:41 am
by twoleftfeet
Just like 1st class stamps:
you pay top dollar for a
2nd class service
.
.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:36 pm
by TDF
2nd class service
below par for Wimbledon
must try harder, Tim