Haiku Train

[Marc]

"Is that wrong?" he asked.
Surplus syllabubs are wrong
if you're losing weight...

[KevJ]

if you're losing weight...
try a gastric band for size
or liposuction.

[Marc]

"Or liposuction?"
I suggested with a smirk.
"That's extra..." she said.

[KevJ]

"That's extra..." she said.
So I pulled out my wallet;
and found a fiver

[Marc]

And found a fiver
could not grease the cogs of lust
in half lit bed sits.

[KevJ]

In half lit bed sits
human traffic is bound as
sex slaves for sale

[Marc]

Sex slaves for sale?
Can I buy one get one free?
Oh, debauchery!

[KevJ]

Oh debauchery!
A life of self indulgence
and depravity

[oranggunung]

and depravity
relies on currency too …
moral bankruptcy

[KevJ]

Moral Bankruptcy!
Too many sharks swimming.
They think greed is good!

[Marc]

They think greed is good.
They don't have to sit with me
after Christmas pud!

[KevJ]

After Christmas Pud
I break a tooth on sixpence
and get flatulence!

[oranggunung]

and get flatulence …
There must be an anagram!
Fete gullet’s cadence?

[KevJ]

Fete gullet’s cadence?
This must be an anagram
Who's got flatulence...?

[oranggunung]

Who's got flatulence...?
borborygmus a-go-go
and a royal flush

[nar]

and a royal flush
this must be an anagram...
Ray has a fun-doll?

[oranggunung]

Ray has a fun doll
their relationship’s strong, but
purely Platonic

[KevJ]

Purely platonic?
All we do is talk and talk
The nights are so cold.

[oranggunung]

the nights are so cold
your parting words echoing
through my empty life

[KevJ]

Through my empty life
You float just beyond my grasp
Like high flying birds

[oranggunung]

Like high, flying birds;
domoic acid coursing
through innocent minds.

[Suzanne]

Through innocent minds
elephants, monkeys, and bears
all speak one language.

[KevJ]

all speak one language.
We are one humanity.
Third rock from the Sun.

[oranggunung]

Third rock from the sun
just rolling along in an
eccentric orbit

[Ros]

eccentric orbit
I roll downhill nowadays
but my direction varies