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Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:24 am
by Marc
"Is that wrong?" he asked.
Surplus syllabubs are wrong
if you're losing weight...
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:21 pm
by KevJ
if you're losing weight...
try a gastric band for size
or liposuction.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:34 pm
by Marc
"Or liposuction?"
I suggested with a smirk.
"That's extra..." she said.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:38 am
by KevJ
"That's extra..." she said.
So I pulled out my wallet;
and found a fiver
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:24 pm
by Marc
And found a fiver
could not grease the cogs of lust
in half lit bed sits.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:40 pm
by KevJ
In half lit bed sits
human traffic is bound as
sex slaves for sale
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:01 pm
by Marc
Sex slaves for sale?
Can I buy one get one free?
Oh, debauchery!
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:40 pm
by KevJ
Oh debauchery!
A life of self indulgence
and depravity
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:15 pm
by oranggunung
and depravity
relies on currency too …
moral bankruptcy
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:31 pm
by KevJ
Moral Bankruptcy!
Too many sharks swimming.
They think greed is good!
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:10 pm
by Marc
They think greed is good.
They don't have to sit with me
after Christmas pud!
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:22 pm
by KevJ
After Christmas Pud
I break a tooth on sixpence
and get flatulence!
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:57 pm
by oranggunung
and get flatulence …
There must be an anagram!
Fete gullet’s cadence?
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:32 pm
by KevJ
Fete gullet’s cadence?
This must be an anagram
Who's got flatulence...?
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:23 am
by oranggunung
Who's got flatulence...?
borborygmus a-go-go
and a royal flush
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:13 pm
by nar
and a royal flush
this must be an anagram...
Ray has a fun-doll?
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:25 am
by oranggunung
Ray has a fun doll
their relationship’s strong, but
purely Platonic
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:06 pm
by KevJ
Purely platonic?
All we do is talk and talk
The nights are so cold.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:33 pm
by oranggunung
the nights are so cold
your parting words echoing
through my empty life
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:36 pm
by KevJ
Through my empty life
You float just beyond my grasp
Like high flying birds
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 8:41 am
by oranggunung
Like high, flying birds;
domoic acid coursing
through innocent minds.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:07 am
by Suzanne
Through innocent minds
elephants, monkeys, and bears
all speak one language.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:56 pm
by KevJ
all speak one language.
We are one humanity.
Third rock from the Sun.
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:31 pm
by oranggunung
Third rock from the sun
just rolling along in an
eccentric orbit
Re: Haiku Train
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:04 pm
by Ros
eccentric orbit
I roll downhill nowadays
but my direction varies