Mushroom Night
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:22 pm
Hi - thanks for taking a look at this post, would appretiate thoughts on this poem. It is constructed from the common names of various mushrooms (ok, bit early in the season I know), it's not as technically advanced as a lot of poems I see posted on here but and is aimed I guess at a younger audience. Anyway, let me know what you think - thanks.
Mushroom Night
Let me tell you a tale on this late autumn night
Of strange goings on in the absence of light
In the dark and the damp and the quietest of places
Peculiar plants are showing their faces
There’s a horrible smell over there in the bracken
And once fresh pale wood is beginning to blacken
Boletus are growing off roots of young birches
And Beefsteaks are competing for high wooded perches
The Black Helvella, Blue Legs and Blushers
Are lost in a swathe of Hare’s Ears and Truffles
There’s Boot Laces and Blewits scattered about
But hidden in places they’re never found out
Deep in the wood at this time of night
Odd objects are pushing with all of their might
Some Earth Balls have popped up under that tree
Like light bulbs floating, lost out at sea
A Jelly Tongue hangs out of that split
In the moss covered log down in the pit
And a Club Foot under a Slippery Jack
Is rarely seen growing through such a crack
Did that thing move on top of that stump?
And what do you reckon’s under this lump?
A Chick Of The Woods can be seen over there
On the branch that’s covered in Fungal Horsehair
Some Dead Man’s Fingers lit up by the night
Scattered on logs gives one a fright
And since when did Jew’s Ears grow on such trees
With King Alfred’s Cakes and Jelly Babies?
Up on the hill and down in the valley
All sorts of growths are starting to dally
There’s Wax Caps and Russulas down in the glade
Kept nice and moist in the day by the shade
Penny Buns, Poison Pies and Plums And Custard
Have gathered where Ink Caps and others have mustered
And the Sulphur Tufts, Fairy Bonnets and Witch’s Butter
Are there it is said to get rid of the clutter
If you venture out to places unknown
You’ll find secret spots where spores have been sown
Where Weeping Widow and Wood Woolly Foot
Are growing in corners darker than soot
And if you rummage about over there in that stuff
You’ll probably find some white candle snuff
And there’s a Death Cap, Deceiver and Devil’s Bolete
But which one do you think is safe to eat?
Mushroom Night
Let me tell you a tale on this late autumn night
Of strange goings on in the absence of light
In the dark and the damp and the quietest of places
Peculiar plants are showing their faces
There’s a horrible smell over there in the bracken
And once fresh pale wood is beginning to blacken
Boletus are growing off roots of young birches
And Beefsteaks are competing for high wooded perches
The Black Helvella, Blue Legs and Blushers
Are lost in a swathe of Hare’s Ears and Truffles
There’s Boot Laces and Blewits scattered about
But hidden in places they’re never found out
Deep in the wood at this time of night
Odd objects are pushing with all of their might
Some Earth Balls have popped up under that tree
Like light bulbs floating, lost out at sea
A Jelly Tongue hangs out of that split
In the moss covered log down in the pit
And a Club Foot under a Slippery Jack
Is rarely seen growing through such a crack
Did that thing move on top of that stump?
And what do you reckon’s under this lump?
A Chick Of The Woods can be seen over there
On the branch that’s covered in Fungal Horsehair
Some Dead Man’s Fingers lit up by the night
Scattered on logs gives one a fright
And since when did Jew’s Ears grow on such trees
With King Alfred’s Cakes and Jelly Babies?
Up on the hill and down in the valley
All sorts of growths are starting to dally
There’s Wax Caps and Russulas down in the glade
Kept nice and moist in the day by the shade
Penny Buns, Poison Pies and Plums And Custard
Have gathered where Ink Caps and others have mustered
And the Sulphur Tufts, Fairy Bonnets and Witch’s Butter
Are there it is said to get rid of the clutter
If you venture out to places unknown
You’ll find secret spots where spores have been sown
Where Weeping Widow and Wood Woolly Foot
Are growing in corners darker than soot
And if you rummage about over there in that stuff
You’ll probably find some white candle snuff
And there’s a Death Cap, Deceiver and Devil’s Bolete
But which one do you think is safe to eat?