Haiku Train

[dillingworth]

beer: the drink of kings,
and of wife-beaters who drink
carlsberg special brew.

[Minstrel]

Ground beefs bad for us
Old MacDonald had a farm
E I E I O


Train was late.

[pseud]

E I E I O
And on that farm he had a
sweet and sour chicken.


(sour = 1 syllable?)

[Bombadil]

Farmer Chow ran a
panda preserve and fed them
fresh moo goo gai pan.

[Bombadil]

Ting pang, ping pang, ho.
Farmer Chow he made his shoes
from the best bamboo.

[Bombadil]

He wore no shoes when
he tilled the rice paddies--
got cut-worms and died.

[Bombadil]

The pandas danced
on his grave, because they wanted
mu-shu, not moo-goo.

[pseud]

Ting pang ting pang ho
on that farm he had a bear
and ping was his name-o

[Holly_Golightly]

Larder of success:
Car advert written by a
Dyslexic Russian.

lolol by far the best post yet

[Saul]

Expressionless face -
as useless as the dashboard
after a car crash

[cameron]

After a car crash
Police and medics put limbs
Into a bucket.

[Bombadil]

Burial by sea:
no money for cremation,
he made some good chum.

[pseud]

highway savanna
follow the hearse down the road
metal elephants

[dillingworth]

The black hoarse hearses
Make barely a sound apart
From the gravel's crunch.

[barrie]

From the gravel's crunch,
the breaking of a snail's shell
makes hardly a sound.

[twoleftfeet]

Offbeat online bards
sent this down-line train up-line -
Bang goes my punch-line.....

[twoleftfeet]

Makes hardly a sound?
Gravel in his muesli breaks
the Ogre's dentures!

[barrie]

the Ogres dentures
smiling in a bedside glass
holding seven seas.

[twoleftfeet]

holding seven seas
is a Herculean task
Atlas can but try.

[pseud]

Atlas can but try
to guide us through Kansas
snow blurs all the signs

[Bombadil]

Snow blurs all the signs
and I know I am now lost:
never sled alone.

[pseud]

never sled alone -
but use common sense, avoid
the tandem snowboards

[cameron]

The tandem snowboards
Weave at random down the half-
Pipe; grabbing hand on

For huge aerial
Abandon - then wipe out and
Double crash land 'em.

[twoleftfeet]

Double crash land'em,
Two flyers in a bi-plane -
they're Allcock and Brown.

[barrie]

They're Allcock and Brown
much better than Blair and Brown
they're all Cock and Bull.