Touring tips for far-flung foreign countries
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:02 pm
Lisdoonvarna
sits in the heart of County Clare --
tell me, now, have you been there?
"Lucka-sheela-muck-da-catcher-fein"
sounds like Irish.
But it is not Irish.
Say that in a pub
in Lisdoonvarna
down in the heart of County Clare.
The jukebox stops
(they don't have them anyway)
dread silence drops.
Eyes rise over spectacles.
The dark peaty pints
hover before trembling lips.
"Cha kyall cadar shin?"
sounds like Irish.
It might be Irish.
You say, "Shah, ish misha".
They say, holy fuck.
Welcome home.
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(for Dave)
The invisible jukebox
revives. The Hucklebuck
invades our lives.
sits in the heart of County Clare --
tell me, now, have you been there?
"Lucka-sheela-muck-da-catcher-fein"
sounds like Irish.
But it is not Irish.
Say that in a pub
in Lisdoonvarna
down in the heart of County Clare.
The jukebox stops
(they don't have them anyway)
dread silence drops.
Eyes rise over spectacles.
The dark peaty pints
hover before trembling lips.
"Cha kyall cadar shin?"
sounds like Irish.
It might be Irish.
You say, "Shah, ish misha".
They say, holy fuck.
Welcome home.
----------------------------------------------
(for Dave)
The invisible jukebox
revives. The Hucklebuck
invades our lives.