An exercise in phonics and a stolen dialect:
https://soundcloud.com/rc-james-user841120068/z0001186
Jhonny Flaymz wuz tha mos’ baddass rocah
in da sevun sounze districk dountoun dadda.
Cum bak to da flatt wun nycht hardon
mynd trubbled extreeme ubout Jadah Queen,
hiz wunce apon uh mattress 2 tymer crunsh.
Jadah plejj ta him fuh lyfe ez wee no it,
Las’ Sadidee night Jhonny seez her wid Maxee
leed gittah fuh da Slyme, dey wuz smokin hot’
Ain’ nada dowt bout da drowt in da mindah
Jhonny, hee rokit bak a da slumphowz plugg in
hiz TelBelShookah ta 12 prowceed ta bloothah
da arreuh five milz uhroun. Toot hevvy leed
musheen gunn evvree ting baloww en site.
Bluddy Rojah pluggtin an cummenz a wail
Bakun upp Jhonny wid a riddym feeel fuh reel.
Jadah prowll da skitterd flor widder spyke bootz
lookinta Jhonny witda doodrawp ize, lipz inna kyss
knobuddy culd miss. Jhonny an Bluddy tuk cupple
nochahz up on da dile furduh brakin barrierz on da way,
En dey bowth wavd gubeye, stokin' dere sounz in da skie.