I found a female adder once
trapped under some farm machinery.
It was sub-tractor.
I had to grip it with an all-purpose
tool from my portable toolkit.
It was a multi-plier.
Unfortunately the tool was stronger
than the snake so all I managed to do
was divide 'er.
Snake
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stuartryder
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Ha ha, dontcha love a little punnery?!
All tht math but no pi (thon) - ok, weak I know, but first thing that came to my mind.
Enjoyed,
Marc
All tht math but no pi (thon) - ok, weak I know, but first thing that came to my mind.
Enjoyed,
Marc
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twoleftfeet
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Great fun, Stuart.
Sadly I knew
1)That Marc would be the first person to reply
2)Marc would add a dreadful pun of his own
3)I wouldn't be able to think of one!
Sadly I knew
1)That Marc would be the first person to reply
2)Marc would add a dreadful pun of his own
3)I wouldn't be able to think of one!
Instead of just sitting on the fence - why not stand in the middle of the road?
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I like to think of you all as comfortingly reliable rather than boringly predictable...twoleftfeet wrote:Great fun, Stuart.
Sadly I knew
1)That Marc would be the first person to reply
2)Marc would add a dreadful pun of his own
3)I wouldn't be able to think of one!
Rosencrantz: What are you playing at? Guildenstern: Words. Words. They're all we have to go on.
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My wife thinks the same words but in reverse order I fear.
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Go on, do something spontaneously weird!Marc wrote:My wife thinks the same words but in reverse order I fear.
Rosencrantz: What are you playing at? Guildenstern: Words. Words. They're all we have to go on.
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twoleftfeet
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Crustyman wrote:They do say that when adders want to multiply, they gather wood from the forest and make log tables.
(Yes ! I am that old )
The Pits!Instead of just sitting on the fence - why not stand in the middle of the road?
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Venomous old as you are, Crusty, I hope I'll be just as corny.
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Hehehe. Quite sneaky too that you refer to addition subtraction multiplication and division in that order!
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