Shakespeare with smilies

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twoleftfeet
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Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:33 pm

David,

Do you remember there was a Polish footballer played who played for West Brom called Dick Kryzwicki?
I got the spelling from Wikipedia but it looks wrong to me - I cant believe there are any "I"s
If Shakespeare had wanted to write in Polish he would have had his vowels removed.

Mak,

I got this joke from an Anglo-Polish pal:

A Polish guy goes to the opticians.
Optician : Can you read the bottom line of the chart?
Polish guy: Read it? I know him!
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Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:54 pm

The Schweinhunds!
- Die Schweinhunde (surely)

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Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:17 pm

A Polish guy goes to the opticians.
Optician : Can you read the bottom line of the chart?
Polish guy: Read it? I know him!
nice one :D
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