The Common Reader
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:13 pm
The Common Reader
Looks like he works out. And, to judge
from those tan lines, takes his holidays
abroad. He sports a Ralph Lauren
equestrian above his left breast
and sips a cup of fairtrade coffee
with a connoisseur's studied nonchalance.
Probably has a humanities degree
from Oxbridge, although he was never
a border. Knows a little Spanish
from a gap year spent in South America
where he acquired a taste for tequila
and the flamenco guitar. Adores
Frank O'Hara but has heard bad things
about Ezra Pound. Can recite an ode
or sonnet as the occasion requires
and thinks the King James Bible a fantastic
achievement of language. Has a Facebook
account but rarely tweets. Prefers rugby
to football, recycles, votes Labour, drinks real ale
and listens to vinyl and Test Match Special.
Is sure of the difference between Marvell
and DC comics and spends one afternoon
a week assiduously researching
the plot structure of an historical
novel ideal for film adaptation.
Abhors gendered pronouns and, in spite
of all the evidence to the contrary,
still believes that art can change your life.
Looks like he works out. And, to judge
from those tan lines, takes his holidays
abroad. He sports a Ralph Lauren
equestrian above his left breast
and sips a cup of fairtrade coffee
with a connoisseur's studied nonchalance.
Probably has a humanities degree
from Oxbridge, although he was never
a border. Knows a little Spanish
from a gap year spent in South America
where he acquired a taste for tequila
and the flamenco guitar. Adores
Frank O'Hara but has heard bad things
about Ezra Pound. Can recite an ode
or sonnet as the occasion requires
and thinks the King James Bible a fantastic
achievement of language. Has a Facebook
account but rarely tweets. Prefers rugby
to football, recycles, votes Labour, drinks real ale
and listens to vinyl and Test Match Special.
Is sure of the difference between Marvell
and DC comics and spends one afternoon
a week assiduously researching
the plot structure of an historical
novel ideal for film adaptation.
Abhors gendered pronouns and, in spite
of all the evidence to the contrary,
still believes that art can change your life.