Saturday afternoon and early evening
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:44 am
O Jayz, I'm sad,
I've been so bad;
the noxious
things I've done
weigh like a ton.
My only son
drives like a fool,
laughs and skips away from school;
my daughter
bathes her toes in soda water
and my lovely lady wife
extinguishes my life.
Sex is a long-forgotten thing
here in the garden and the borders;
I have a lighthearted fling
with the maids, oops, marching orders.
But I have a little friend,
five foot two, eyes of blue,
in Cheltenham.
She brings out the whips and stockings.
Downright shocking.
Down on your knees, she says,
and I suck her horny toes.
You get what you pay for.
She has a mind like Diana,
Princess of our Hearts,
dumber than a bag of hammers.
Stupid women, I gather,
are sexually non-threatening
vis-a-vis insipid princes
until they turn against you.
Here, little braindead darling,
let me schtoop you rigid,
meat on a slab, totally frigid,
mind not on hell or final perdition
agog on a shopping expedition.
Oooo, that hurts! she squeals,
(delete, delete, delete)
The Master of the Western Seas!
Tomorrow comes;
tomorrow comes, it always does
until it don't.
I've been so bad;
the noxious
things I've done
weigh like a ton.
My only son
drives like a fool,
laughs and skips away from school;
my daughter
bathes her toes in soda water
and my lovely lady wife
extinguishes my life.
Sex is a long-forgotten thing
here in the garden and the borders;
I have a lighthearted fling
with the maids, oops, marching orders.
But I have a little friend,
five foot two, eyes of blue,
in Cheltenham.
She brings out the whips and stockings.
Downright shocking.
Down on your knees, she says,
and I suck her horny toes.
You get what you pay for.
She has a mind like Diana,
Princess of our Hearts,
dumber than a bag of hammers.
Stupid women, I gather,
are sexually non-threatening
vis-a-vis insipid princes
until they turn against you.
Here, little braindead darling,
let me schtoop you rigid,
meat on a slab, totally frigid,
mind not on hell or final perdition
agog on a shopping expedition.
Oooo, that hurts! she squeals,
(delete, delete, delete)
The Master of the Western Seas!
Tomorrow comes;
tomorrow comes, it always does
until it don't.