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Ryôanji

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:46 am
by Gene van Troyer
Everyone seems to wax poetic about Ryôan Temple's stone garden. I went. I saw. The monks have a great cash cow. No wonder they smile mysteriously when you see it and ask, "That's it?"

Ryôanji? Really?
Dirt, gravel, mossy rock piles?
Just like my back yard.

(Just couldn't help it... :D )

Re: Ryôanji

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:19 am
by barrie
.......but you can kick a ball about in your backyard - not just a koan.

Re: Ryôanji

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:16 am
by Gene van Troyer
barrie wrote:.......but you can kick a ball about in your backyard - not just a koan.
And if you catch the right monk at the right time as he smiles mysteriously, he may reply, "Will koans never cease?"

Re: Ryôanji

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:16 pm
by beautifulloser
F'narg, whadda, must compute, brain wang, spliff needed, at ease, nope it's dope, floodgate massacre. OK-Computer.

By means of reciprocation.

Can one moan down telephones making gronal noises from the scrotal sackage, though?

Sorry Gene, just couldn't help it! :D

Re: Ryôanji

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:46 pm
by Gene van Troyer
beautifulloser wrote:F'narg, whadda, must compute, brain wang, spliff needed, at ease, nope it's dope, floodgate massacre. OK-Computer.

By means of reciprocation.

Can one moan down telephones making gronal noises from the scrotal sackage, though?

Sorry Gene, just couldn't help it! :D
Off to the temple stoop. A set of fly-catching chopsticks for the lad. :)

Re: Ryôanji

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:00 pm
by beautifulloser
Off to the temple stoop. A set of fly-catching chopsticks for the lad. :)
Plus some wax and a chamois.

Daniel-Son
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