Haiku Train
Her blue bikini
called to him through his closed eyes.
He took a sly glance.
called to him through his closed eyes.
He took a sly glance.
In acme spy gear
like a cartoon character
he stalked the bunny.
(Nah, wassup doc?)
like a cartoon character
he stalked the bunny.
(Nah, wassup doc?)
Scottish summertime
said the bum in the doorway,
slumped in the sunshine.
said the bum in the doorway,
slumped in the sunshine.
By any standard
lamp in muggy front parlours
you read Betjeman.
Whoops I've gone mad! I don't know where I saw 'By any standard' .....
I'll try again!
lamp in muggy front parlours
you read Betjeman.
Whoops I've gone mad! I don't know where I saw 'By any standard' .....
I'll try again!
For it's lack of size
the Haiku train ran quickly
over faulty points.
the Haiku train ran quickly
over faulty points.
"Afraid she'd beat you,
were you, boy? No son of mine
should be so weedy!"
were you, boy? No son of mine
should be so weedy!"
Inadequacy.
Inebriation's fellow;
Delinquent drinker.
Inebriation's fellow;
Delinquent drinker.