Haiku Train

[twoleftfeet]

Better there than here
better air and better beer
Shame I haven't the fare

[dillingworth]

fare is foul and fowl
is fair - hover through the fog
and the filthy air...

[twoleftfeet]

And the filthy hare
chopped down the rabbit - the hen
gave a penalty

[barrie]

Gave a penalty?
Gave a bloody penalty?
Bloody refereee!

[Bombadil]

Bloody referree!
Or my Manchester buds say:
The ref's a wanker!

[barrie]

The ref's a wanker -
The referees a wanker,
to keep the true chant.

(and they usually are!)

[mick]

to keep the true chant,
in this elephantitis.
Pack your trunk for hols.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Pack your trunk for hols,
I know not where this hols is,
maybe youth holstel?

[mick]

maybe youth hostel?
possibly Spain or Holland.
Yes, Holland I think

[barrie]

Yes, Holland. I think
therefore I am. I think so,
therefore I must be.

[Minstrel]

'therefore I must be
correct in my assumption'
REFERFUCKINGREE!

[barrie]

Referfuckingree
is not a colourful bird
whistles from its arse

[Bombadil]

Whistles from its arse,
how does one prepare for that?
Whistling with kegels?

[juliadebeauvoir]

Whistling with kegels?
excersise, diet and rest,
makes a healthy girl.

[twoleftfeet]

Makes a healthy girl
from a clay man's rib and then
Plants them in a Park

[juliadebeauvoir]

Plants them in a Park,
where the four rivers converge,
can't find Hiddekel.

[twoleftfeet]

Can't find Hiddekel?
I'd help you, but I've got a
waterlogged Bible

[juliadebeauvoir]

Waterlogged Bible,
eternal springs burst forth,
water His holy word.

[mick]

water His holy word.
Buggar the consequences
and have a life now

[pseud]

and have a life now
and later have a quick death
it's what we expect

[juliadebeauvoir]

It's what we expect,
the glass half full or empty,
attitude drives lives.

[mick]

attitude drives lives
and people up the wall on
motor bikes in drag

[pseud]

motor bikes in drag
skaters in rags - extreme sports
are overrated

[Bombadil]

Are overrated?
Surely Metzger's double flips
have workplace value.

[pseud]

Have workplace value.
Elsewise, you won't be hired.
Almost anywhere.