Haiku Train

[pseud]

Tony lied again
claimed to have a PHD
OBGYN

edited...

[barrie]

OBGYN?
Is this some coded message?
The fox is stalking.

[pseud]

the fox is stalking
indeed so is Tony, the
gynecologist

[barrie]

gynecologist
is spelt gynaecologist
in english english.

[pseud]

in english english
the cookie is a bisquit,
bisquit, a cookie

[barrie]

bisquit, a cookie?
You mean biscuit with a C -
much nicer with jam.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Much nicer with jam,
with muffin made in U.S.
with stuff called Bisquick!

[twoleftfeet]

With stuff called Bisquick
Granny Smith made quick setting
apple crumblies

[barrie]

apple crumblies
into earthly to earthly,
may they rest in pies

[twoleftfeet]

May they rest in pies
under the sun-baked earth's crust
In a gravy grave

[barrie]

In a gravy grave
in a gravy boat bisto-ed
upon him by kings

[juliadebeauvoir]

Upon him by Kings,
Holbein forced to paint ugly
ducklings into swans.

[barrie]

Ducklings into swans,
staffs into snakes for Pharoah -
Looks like Yul Brynner.

[twoleftfeet]

Looks like Yul Brynner
re-filming in New Zealand -
He plays Oz Moses

[barrie]

He played Oz Moses -
Some semi-permeable
membranes did the stunts.

[twoleftfeet]

Membranes did the stunts
Bovver boys did the sex scenes -
it was a skin-flick

[barrie]

it was a skin flick
said the surgeon as he stitched
together flicked skin.

[pseud]

together flicked skin
and torn fingernails make a
bitter clam chowder.

[barrie]

bitter clam chowder
with some strong curry powder
makes your eyes water

[Jester]

makes your eyes water
down the drain with the money
spent on laxatives

[barrie]

spent on laxatives,
energy gone down the pan
close the lid on that

[Bombadil]

Close the lid on that,
before you flush it. Keep those
bacteria trapped.

[Jester]

bacteria trapped
after the sitter has crapped
lift at your peril.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Lift at your peril,
you have no upper arm strength,
legs like egg-noodles.

[Jester]

legs like egg-noodles
and big hair like those poodles -
trimmed up like hedges