Haiku Train

Jester · Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:38 pm

if I can find it
then I can use it - mind you,
I won't abuse it.

barrie · Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:19 pm

"I won't abuse it!"
shouted Johny Gluesniffer -
"Pass the plastic bag!"

Jester · Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:37 pm

"Pass the plastic bag!"
said the customs official,
"I've got no gloves left."

twoleftfeet · Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:18 pm

I've got no gloves left
except for these boxing gloves -
this might hurt a bit

Jester · Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:22 pm

"This might hurt a bit,"
said the prick, prodding patient
Peter's puppy's poo

Bombadil · Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:27 pm

Peter's puppy poo
got stuck underneath my shoe.
Outside spraying off.

Jester · Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:26 pm

Outside spraying off
the outside - hoping he missed
the inside outside.

juliadebeauvoir · Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:16 am

The inside outside;
status quo for outie navels.
Deviant innies.

pseud · Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:27 am

Deviant innies
have no stars on their bellies.
We should shun them all.

twoleftfeet · Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:41 am

We should shun them all?
No, we must inform on them -
Snitch on bare Sneeches

barrie · Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:20 am

Snitch on bare Sneeches
Snootching after bane Sniches.
What's going on here?

pseud · Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:07 pm

What's going on here?
Dr. Suess is telling us
not to segregate.

barrie · Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:55 pm

Not to segregate
we are told - let's aggregate.
No, let's aggravate!

Jester · Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:28 pm

No, let's aggravate!
In my day we'd have had them
shot to bits, the scum.

barrie · Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:30 pm

Shot to bits, the scum -
Now it's risen to the top,
which scum always does.

juliadebeauvoir · Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:55 pm

Which scum always does,
that is, "rises to the top",
... an echo in here?

barrie · Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:00 am

an echo in here
an echo in here an ech
o in here an ech...

twoleftfeet · Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:34 am

In here an Echo
is bouncing from the Sun to
the Daily Planet

Jester · Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:45 pm

the Daily Planet
spins around a daily star.
He moons now and then.

pseud · Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:49 pm

he moons now and then
-what kind of statement is this?
-Superman's scottish?

Jester · Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:09 pm

Superman's Scottish?
Great Scott! What's going on here?
He's krypton his cat.

moon (vb) - to show arse to an unsuspecting audience.

pseud · Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:17 pm

He's krypton his cat,
face first on the mat, the cat
equally super.

Ever seen Braveheart? Those kilts make it rather easy...

Jester · Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:39 pm

equally super
weapons like a space trouper.
Claws for thought in pain.

juliadebeauvoir · Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:12 pm

Claws in thought for pain,
as he crammed down the chimney,
Wait! That's "Clause" misspell!

Jester · Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:32 pm

Wait, that's "Clause" misspell!
Paws for a rewind - cats are
super, springy things.

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