Haiku Train

[juliadebeauvoir]

Maybe just bad taste;
the half-crazed couch jumping
is "Risky Business."


Poor Katie Holmes....too naive to know better....

[barrie]

Is risky business
one where shareholders get burned
and bosses get fat?

[twoleftfeet]

And bosses get fat
except in parts of Asia
where they eat fat cats

[barrie]

where they eat fat cats
and crash dud missiles into
the Sea of Japan

[Jester]

the Sea of Japan -
full of mercury I'm told.
Nice for silver-fish.

[barrie]

Nice for silverfish
is a warm hearth in winter.
Beware silvercats!

[Jester]

Beware silvercats!
Big dogs with diamond gnashers
in them there hillocks

[barrie]

in them there hillocks
there is nowt that is rhyming
with what you're thinking

[Jester]

with what you're thinking
and what you're drinking you could
end up rethinking

[barrie]

end up rethinking
what you've never yet thought of -
retrospectively

[k-j]

Retrospectively,
I should not have married her,
my unlovely ex.

[barrie]

my unlovely ex
looks like a lovely promise
through a beer glass lense

[k-j]

Through a beerglass lens
I discern Andromeda
in the froth and foam.

[barrie]

In the froth and foam
I see teeth of a mad dog -
Syrius perhaps.

[Bombadil]

Syrius perhaps
will show his teeth soon, and loll
his tongue at the moon.

[Jester]

his tongue at the Moon,
scooped out like a spoon, and licked
the light side sideways

[barrie]

the light side sideways
is what a collapsed drunk sees
looking at the moon

[juliadebeauvoir]

Looking at the moon,
could drive you stark raving mad,
you could start howling.

[barrie]

You could start howling,
but there's no changing my mind -
lick them both goodbye!

[Jester]

Lick them both goodbye!
Lost their flavour anyway -
pop go the Moon rocks.

[barrie]

pop go the moon rocks
they exploded on landed -
weight of the eagle

[twoleftfeet]

Weight of the eagle?
Much lighter than a Red Bull?
We'll wait till it lands

[barrie]

"We'll wait till it lands."
said the head of the Fuckwits,
waitng for a plane.

[Jester]

waitng for a plane,
and wantng for the firm Earth -
can't please some poeple.

[barrie]

can't please some POEPLE
can't please some PEOPLE either
it deosn't mattr.

(below the belt stuff)