Haiku Train
- twoleftfeet
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Than a straitjacket
or a long hairy horse race -
ninety nine furlongs
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a military straitcjaket has no army holes
or a long hairy horse race -
ninety nine furlongs
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a military straitcjaket has no army holes
- twoleftfeet
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Was he a Fletcher?
No, but his gut quivered as
he hit three trebles
No, but his gut quivered as
he hit three trebles
- twoleftfeet
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He was stunned by staves
wielded by Shaolin jazzmen -
Felonious Monks*
*stolen with thanks from Terry Pratchett
wielded by Shaolin jazzmen -
Felonious Monks*
*stolen with thanks from Terry Pratchett
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Had their tonsures out?
No, they broke down with frost-bite -
asked me for a toe (or was it a tow, or a Tao?)
No, they broke down with frost-bite -
asked me for a toe (or was it a tow, or a Tao?)
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"That was terrible"
said Ivan's wife "Not much dic
for a dictator".....
said Ivan's wife "Not much dic
for a dictator".....
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Abdominable
- sounds like how I pronounce words
after a six-pack
- sounds like how I pronounce words
after a six-pack