Haiku Train

[twoleftfeet]

The groans grow louder,
the stink gets worse - why does Blair
let the Od Fart off?

[barrie]

Let the old fart off
is sound advice, I think.
Share and share alike.

[Jester]

"Share and share alike"
said the stock market trader,
nudging and winking.

[barrie]

nudging and winking
Blair and Bush walked hand in hand
into the sunburst.

[starlight]

For an ice cold beer
would soothe my very rough throat
fresh from the cold fridge.

(i dont drink beer im 13!)

[barrie]

'For an ice cold beer'
is the last line from the first page.
Into the sunburst.

[k-j]

Into the sunburst?
Sure, I'd go to any lengths
for an ice cold beer.

[pseud]

for an ice cold beer
(I dont drink beer im 13!)
I stand on my head

[barrie]

I stand on my head
leave a footprint on my face
faceprint on my foot.

[Jester]

Faceprint on my foot,
and the song in my bottom
sing in harmony

[barrie]

"Sing in harmony!"
demanded Cacophonous,
"Why be different?"

[Jester]

"Why be different?"
You know all roads lead to Oz -
but red shoes can fly.

[barrie]

But red shoes can fly,
Superman's red shoes can fly -
Batman's black ones can't

[Jester]

Batman's black ones can't
do the white thing or wing the
white number at all

[barrie]

White number at all
times is in complete contrast
with a black background.

[Jester]

With a black background
he won at the fairground, he
wrapped his coconuts

[barrie]

Wrapped his coconuts
in sacks, so they wouldn't make
sounds like horse's hooves.

[Jester]

"Sounds like horse's hooves",
said the pony, laying traps.
"Dung!" rang the cow bell.

[barrie]

"Dung!" rang the cow bell.
"Why did you ring me, cow bell?"
Asked a perplexed Dung.

[Jester]

Asked a perplexed Dung
of Dolgellau fame, "Are you
one of those Beatles?"

[barrie]

One of those Beatles
attended Quarrybank School -
formed 'The Quarrymen'.

[Jester]

...formed 'The Quarrymen'
and are playing near Leipzig -
back in the pool soon.

[barrie]

Back in the pool soon,
the sun is getting too hot -
My blood might just boil.

[twoleftfeet]

"My blood might just boil"
said Dracula, "but so what?"
I prefer hot drinks"

[barrie]

"I prefer hot drinks",
said the liar, drinking a
cold German lager.