Haiku Train

[juliadebeauvoir]

My preciousssss haiku;
How many s's in Psssssssssued?
Should I say, Ggggollum?

[pseud]

Should I say Gggollum?
No! Don't antagonize those
bad voice gurgling hacks

[juliadebeauvoir]

Bad voice gurgling hacks,
slander against hobbits!--
JR Tolkien curse!

[Jester]

JR Tolkien curse!
The Desolation of Smaug
amongst other things

[barrie]

Amongst other things,
I find mostly other things.
Different sameness.

[Jester]

Different sameness
to differentiate from
the same difference

[barrie]

The same difference
is a double-headed coin.
Party politics.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Party politics;
who gets to pop the balloons,
-- blow out the candles?

[Jester]

Blow out the candles
along with the middle east -
use oil lamps instead.

[barrie]

Use oil lamps instead
of abusing them - rubbing
for the djinn within.

[Jester]

For the djinn within
to be without gin is a
spiritual loss.

[barrie]

spiritual loss,
pink cloud candy floss - green moss
is much earthier.

[pseud]

is much earthier
than all those saints, clothed in light,
I'll tell you that much...

[Jester]

I'll tell you that much
wants more - the greedy feed from
the needy poeple

[barrie]

the needy poeple
need people to teach them to spell.
Lexdysia rules!

[Jester]

Lexdysia rules
the roast and casts spills on the
slippery splash-backs

[barrie]

Slippery splash-backs,
make fish frying dangerous,
more so for haddock.

[Jester]

More so for haddock,
snagged on another fishy
line in the North Sea

[pseud]

line in the North Sea
curve in the South Sea, nothing
to the East and West

[Minstrel]

To the east and west
I travel in a circle
What am I? answer?

[pseud]

What am I? answer?
I am neither sun nor moon
Hurricane's my name

[barrie]

"Hurricane's my name."
That's very surprising, I
thought it was Clouseau.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Thought it was Clouseau.
Wait, on second thought... Cousteau,
something seems fishy..

[barrie]

Something seems fishy
the other side of the boat;
cast your nets in there!

[pseud]

cast your nets in there!
no more fishing with hooks which
snag on people's nose