Haiku Train

[barrie]

decreasing circles
is a common misnomer
for lesser spirals.

[Jester]

For lesser spirals
use a spirograph - big wheels
don't think about toys.

[barrie]

Don't think about toys,
not since I was attacked by
a mutant ninja!

[Jester]

a mutant ninja
hero let rut rumble him
on a TT rule.

[barrie]

On a TT rule,
motorbikes must have two wheels.
Triskelion rules.

[Jester]

Triskelion rules?
All riders must have three legs?
What a performance!

[barrie]

What a performance,
looking for the third footrest.
Rest it on the tank.

[Bombadil]

Rest it on the tank,
but if it's is frozen they'll
have to thaw you loose.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Have to thaw you loose,
don't stick your tongue on metal
in mid winter snow.

[barrie]

In mid-winter snow
the cycle starts once again;
the Green Man pedals.

[Jester]

The Green Man pedals
vegetables to dryads -
has the biggest pear.

[barrie]

Has the biggest pear
ever sat on the ribcage
of Busty Morgan?

[Jester]

of Busty Morgan
we can only reminisce -
that big pear flew South.

[barrie]

That Big Pear flew south,
but the Big Apple stayed north -
fruitflies are worldwide

[juliadebeauvoir]

Fruitflies are worldwide,
they have originated
from my kitchen sink!

[barrie]

From my kitchen sink
come clean pots and pans and things
that went in dirty.

[Jester]

"That went in dirty."
said the lady to the tramp.
"Get out of my bath."

[Bombadil]

Get out of my bath,
thaid the girl with the lithsp and
thstudded thabium.

[k-j]

Thstudded thabium,
hthiddud hbrum vrum vrummmmm:
my lawnmower starts.

[barrie]

My lawnmower starts
to cut bloody grass again -
All it ever does!

[pseud]

All it ever does!
Not quite barrie! Just ask the
legless gentleman!

[barrie]

Legless gentleman
should drink in moderation,
or remain seated.

[Jester]

...or remain seated
on his stumps, in a state of
inebriation.

[barrie]

Inebriation -
Nothing but Devil worship!
Whose round is it then?

[Jester]

"Whose round is it then?"
asked King Arthur. "I never
know which side to sit."