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Vicariously,
The Bumblebees live through the
dewy Magnolias.
The Bumblebees live through the
dewy Magnolias.
"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you."
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dewey Magnolias -
Huwey bought them for his girl;
Lewey was jealous
Huwey bought them for his girl;
Lewey was jealous
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Of the candle flame
the mystic's inner voice spoke
and waxed lyrical
the mystic's inner voice spoke
and waxed lyrical
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...and waxed lyrical,
leaving smooth, shiny writing
between clumps of hair.
leaving smooth, shiny writing
between clumps of hair.
Cheers
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
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Between clumps of hair
lay vast wastes of shiny spam
waiting to be slapped
lay vast wastes of shiny spam
waiting to be slapped
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Waiting to be slapped,
Norman twiddled his thumbs slow,
took inventory.
Norman twiddled his thumbs slow,
took inventory.
"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you."
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...took inventory.
No wonder business was bad -
the shelves were empty.
No wonder business was bad -
the shelves were empty.
Cheers
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
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Took inventory,
invented Heart Surgery -
Dicky Tickery Doc
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invented Heart Surgery -
Dicky Tickery Doc
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Dicky Tickery Doc
employed his cold stethoscope;
thumpity, thump, thump.
employed his cold stethoscope;
thumpity, thump, thump.
"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you."
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"Thumpity, thump, thump"
moaned Bambi through swollen lips
"That rabbit can punch!"
moaned Bambi through swollen lips
"That rabbit can punch!"
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"That rabbit can punch!"
"Wascally Wabbit, that is."
Elmer Fuddism.
"Wascally Wabbit, that is."
Elmer Fuddism.
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"... til it pokes his arse!"
the drill sergeant expounded,
"Now, fix bayonets!"
the drill sergeant expounded,
"Now, fix bayonets!"
Cheers
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
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"Now, fix bayonets!"
The sharp blades kept slipping out,
stabbing army boots.
The sharp blades kept slipping out,
stabbing army boots.
"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you."
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Stabbing army boots
with your twelve inch stiletto?-
Tell me, what's afoot?
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with your twelve inch stiletto?-
Tell me, what's afoot?
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Tell me, what's afoot?
Answer: 30.48
acentimeters!
Answer: 30.48
acentimeters!
Cheers
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
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"Ascentimeters?"
said the climber " - they're no use
when we're going down"
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said the climber " - they're no use
when we're going down"
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when we're going down
we bark shins on rising heads
of those coming up
we bark shins on rising heads
of those coming up
Cheers
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
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Of those coming up,
they're all remarkably slow,
all except Otis
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they're all remarkably slow,
all except Otis
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All except Otis,
got on the elevator
plunged down to their deaths.
got on the elevator
plunged down to their deaths.
"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you."
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plunged down to their deaths
the old pipes, so calcified,
eventually caved.
the old pipes, so calcified,
eventually caved.
Cheers
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]
Dave
"And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
" [Tom]