If hebephilia were a nosebleed...

[thoke]

"That’s disgusting."
"It’s okay, it happens all the time."
"You’re sick."
"Then call a doctor."
"I should kill you."
"It’s alright, I’m only bleeding, I’ll keep pinching it."
"No, it’s gushing, you’ll make a mess. If you stain the carpet I’ll kill you."
"If a single drop hits the floor, I’ll pay for a new carpet."
"You can’t replace the carpet!"
"Why not?"
"You’d have to get the consent of my wife."
"I’ll ask her then."
"She’s too stupid to understand."
"Didn’t she get this carpet fitted in the first place?"
"That’s disgusting!"