Anagrams Train

[nar]

up! Your job ain't so bad,
pub janitor boy. Do us a
favour, fetch the disinfectant.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Favour, fetch the disinfectant.
Vaccine stuffed the thin or fat,
Purging them of diseases

[nar]

Purging them of diseases,

from seeping guts, he said

recovery would be quite quick.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Recovery would be quite quick.
Queerly vivid croquet. O we buck
And bray if we begin to lose the lead!

[nar]

And bray if we begin to lose the lead!
We finish, beaten to gold by a leader.
Silver never fulfills our fancy.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Silver never fulfills our fancy.
Flu or fevers can slur life. Vinyl
Can turn platinum, even so.

[nar]

can turn platinum. Even so --
strum in-tune, 'n' pen a vocal,
anyone can make a million.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Anyone can make a million.
A neon icon may link a lame
set of tunes together calling it an album.

[nar]

set of tunes together calling it an album.
Forgettable lounge music. Talent as thin
as their Ernie Ball Extra Slinkies.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

As their Ernie Ball Extra Slinkies.
Enable existential risk, her liars
Began writing bad critiques.

[nar]

Began writing bad critiques.
"Abstract" we inquired? Gibing
at such an obvious faux-pas.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

At such an obvious faux-pas,
A fuchsia box van outs. As up
Comes the demand for fuchsia boxes.

(Neil that was horrible! )

[nar]

(Sorry Phil - I didn't realise how bad it was until I tried to anagram it myself )

Comes the demand for fuchsia boxes --
daft, excess curd of Bohemian homes,
like a nineteen seventy coffee table.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Like a nineteen seventy coffee table
A token event lies. Beneficently, a fee
Is payed to put your feet up.

[nar]

Is payed to put your feet up.
I feed you suppre (tut a typo)
Dyslexic typist strikes again

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Dyslexic typist strikes again.
Axis: A discreetly splitting sky.
A poetic notion. He doesn't know how to word it.

[nar]

A poetic notion. He doesn't know how to word it -
the sonnet won't work. A wooden photo; idiotic
in it's imageless conception.

(that was a tricky set, Phil )

[PhilipCFJohnson]

(That's revenge Neil! just kidding you did very well with that one tho! )

In it's imageless conception.
A tic's insect poison in me leg
Has given 'us a geet big swelling!

(Sorry I had to go dialectic for that one!)

[nar]

Has given 'us a geet big swelling!
Bulging leg veins; I sweat, sag. He
worries. Anaphylactic shock?

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Worries? Anaphylactic shock?
Liar! They nick cash cows! I, a pro
Only steal quality silverware!

(Sorry I've been away so long!)

That one was really hard tho, so sorry it's so bad!

[nar]

Only steal quality silverware!
I sell lovely, arty war antiques.
Plundered from rich old generals.

Heee... I'd forgotten about this thread, Phil.

[k-j]

Plundered from rich old generals?
Remorseful grandchildren loped
shamefacedly over the cornfields.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Plundered from rich old generals?
Remorseful grandchildren loped
shamefacedly over the cornfields.

Shamefacedly over the cornfields
Slides a menace. Hold the Rev. off; Cherry
red with anger. A sinister minister.

(That was really hard too! )

[nar]

red with anger. A sinister minister
retires in his manse, writing trade
journal articles for wineries.

[PhilipCFJohnson]

Journal articles for wineries;
I just wince, forlorn. Release air.
Problems seem manageable after exhaling.