Haiku Train

[mick]

Almost anywhere
you want to go, there's a bug
on the car bonnet

[juliadebeauvoir]

On the car bonnet,
or on the hood so to speak,
crooked antenna.

[mick]

crooked antenna
within the reach of vandals
in Summer sandals

[twoleftfeet]

In summer sandals
Franks, Goths, Vandals and Huns dance
with Attila's girls

[juliadebeauvoir]

With Attilla's Girls,
matchbarbarians.com
great place to find chicks.

[pseud]

great place to find chicks -
a Simon and Garfunkel
concert in the rain.


(or so my uncle would say....)

[barrie]

concert in the rain
mud and money down the drain
air on a G string

[juliadebeauvoir]

air on a g-string,
that would be underwear here,
small, breezy panties

[that girl]

small, breezy panties
makes her feel so young again
next she'll try a thong

[barrie]

next she'll try a thong
I hope sheethe a good thinger -
perfect harmony.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Perfect harmony,
the bullfrog and the cricket
make lovely music.

[barrie]

"Make lovely music
like me" said Cacophony.
"OK." said Discord.

[juliadebeauvoir]

Ok, said Discord,
he clanged, clinked, banged, shenaggled,
totally off key.

[barrie]

totally off key
he sang for houses; got them,
one brick at a time

[pseud]

one brick at a time
the wolf blew them off. Moral:
pigs should be cautious.

[barrie]

pigs should be cautious
they can't depend on humans
to save their bacon


(grunt)

[pseud]

to save their bacon,
fat thieves body-slam grocers
who stand at the door

[barrie]

who stand at the door
what stand on guard by the gate
which gets us nowhere

[pseud]

which gets us nowhere
faster: round-trip detours or
bermuda black holes?

[barrie]

bermuda black holes?
angles total 180 -
triangle perhaps?

[pseud]

triangles, perhaps
but the wrong syllable count,
and detours aren't round

[barrie]

and detours aren't round.
not one hundred and eighty
read as - one-eighty


(I can count past seven - just)

[juliadebeauvoir]

read as one-eighty,
on the old odometer,
feeling so racey.

[barrie]

feeling so racey
always acting so crazy
is it all my fault

[twoleftfeet]

Is it all my fault
I'm a racketeer but love
a tennis player ?